Silent squeaker toys your dogs are obsessed with!

It’s the year 1984. Planet Fun arcade sits between a laundromat and a video store. Tokens clink. Synth music blast. High scores flash. Kids crowd the machines. Even the neighbourhood dogs nap next to humming arcade machines, warmed by CRT screens and the sound of pure joy.

But now it’s the year 2021. 

A sign is painted onto the window: CLOSED.

The neon dies, and dust settles on the machines. A caretaker mutters “fire hazard” and starts pulling plugs. The strays are shooed into the streets.

But as the last Space Invaders machine is unplugged, something strange happens. The years of joy, laughter, and happiness embedded in the very walls of the establishment detonate at once, sending a signal up to space. 

Don’t let the fun die.

The Whisper Squad catch it instantly.

Destination: Earth

👽💬 Human data collection_

★★★★★

“Pretty sure this toy is alive. I caught it winking at my dog. She winked back. I’m only slightly concerned.”

– Marcus T., Earth-based toy buyer
Los Angeles, CA
★★★★★

“My pug thinks he’s been recruited for an intergalactic mission. He guards this toy like it’s a tiny alien ambassador.”

– Tara L., pug parent / co-pilot
Hong Kong, SAR
★★★★★

It’s giving 1980s arcade meets Area 51. I don’t even own a dog and I bought one.”

– Jake M., retro collector / probable alien
Area 51, NV
★★★★★

“My golden retriever hasn’t played with anything else since this landed. I tried squeaking it and heard nothing. He sprinted in from another room. Explain that.”

– Danielle R., baffled human
Paris, FR
★★★★★

“My Collie now insists on being called ‘Captain.’ He sleeps with his Whisper Squad toy like it’s a tactical device."

– Dave B., toy buyer / believer in UFOs
London, UK