Anto

Anto wasn’t supposed to last long on Earth. Two weeks, tops, it was told. Its gills were built for deep-sea pressure and saltwater circulation, not for dry air and car exhaust. But Anto, of course, found a loophole. Some suspect it built a moisture-controlled chamber deep inside a dormant volcano. Others think it installed hydration jets inside its hoodie.

Whatever the truth is, Anto’s not telling. It’s always busy, always moving, always plotting—though it insists it’s just “scheduling.” Whether it’s lining up its ducks (metaphorical or otherwise) or maintaining twelve color-coded to-do lists, Anto never quite sits still. Especially when it comes to duck alignment.

Likes:

• Organised ducks
• Narwhals (for some reason)
• Keeping secrets

Dislikes:

• Disorganised ducks
• The word "vibe" without measuable data
• Conspiracy theories about its lair (even though they're mostly true)

Dimensions:

10cm (H) x 14cm (W) x 5cm (D)